![]() ![]() After a narrow escape wherein a police officer is infected, a massive outbreak occurs, and John "accidentally" texts photos of his genitals to Dave twice, things somehow get worse. Still living in with John ( who (probably) didn't die at the end), things seem to be going fine until Dave wakes up with a large spider-monster injecting him with paralyzing venom and trying to burrow into his skull. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like.Īnother pseudo-autobiographical novel by Cracked Editor Jason Pargin, This Book Is Full Of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It is the second story about Author Avatar David Wong and the sequel to John Dies at the End. Dismissing things is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection: The spider secretes a chemical into the human brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. ![]() Warning: You may have huge, invisible spiders living in your skull. ![]()
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